Heather's Main Missions

• She’s unmarried and happily child-free.

• She LOVES animals — especially cats, dogs (Pitbulls!), and ferrets — but she doesn’t currently have any pets. (July 2021)

• Heather worked as an Escort for 16 years and loved it. 

• She was featured in 2 national documentaries about sex worker’s rights: one on ABC, the other on MTV.

• She was CFO of her first corporation in her early 20s and CEO of her own S Corp by the time she was 26.  

• Performed at Atlanta Pride in 1997 on the main stage, playing guitar and singing five of her original songs. (She’s Bisexual)  

• Pure Blood Geek: Her mom is into fantasy and her dad loves sci-fi. Her fave childhood movies were Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, Star Wars, and Mad Max.   

• Worked at: McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Wal-Mart, Kroger, and a clothing store.

• Also as a Bartender, Stripper, Limo Driver, Concierge, apartment Leasing Agent, and Uber/Lyft driver.

• Tattooed and pierced.  

• She will run out of a building if Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” is played. The video is the root cause of her zombie-phobia.🤣

• Her hair caught fire at a dead man’s wedding. #TrueStory  

• She married a gay friend so he could pass for straight during “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”. She lived with him in Waikiki in an apartment nicknamed “The Den of Inequity”.

• Heather once shaved half of her head to make her parents stop forcing her to go to church.

• She bites her nails like a sonofabitch.  

• She’s a little bit hippie and a little bit thug.

• DREAM CAR is a custom 1950 Ford that is a biodiesel hybrid.