You want clients yesterday.
But all the posting, offering challenges, and having a Facebook group isn't doing it.
You’ve even spread out to IG and LinkedIn but it’s not helping.
Is it your mindset? Do you need even more fucking healing?? Is it because you haven’t cross-referenced your Human Design with your Astrological Chart + Numerology to take action in only the most aligned ways on only the most auspicious days??**
The problem is this:
You’re taking action (HOORAY!) but you’re not doing it EFFECTIVELY…
You: “Hold up, b*tch. I’ve taken countless courses on marketing and sales and even had a biz coach. Who are you to tell me I’m doing it wrong??”
WHOA. Let a b*tch finish, damn.
I get why you’re tetchy. What I was saying (before your outburst) is that you’re not doing it effectively and...
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
You’ve done all the right things.
The problem is this:
❌ Most people SUCK at teaching marketing and sales. (Yeah, I said it)
❌ Even when they give you good information, they don’t help you to APPLY it.
Here’s the thing:
While you're watching a training, marketing and sales make perfect sense…but it becomes a tangled mess when you try to use what you’ve learned to:
❇️ Create posts that make people wanna work with you …not just give you Likes.
❇️ Explain to people what you can do for them, why they should buy from you, and why they should do it NOW.
❇️ Make a sale, even to someone who we KNOW in our bones that we can help.
What happens instead?
You post and post, barely getting any engagement.
You sit in frustration because you KNOW the value of what you do but explaining it to others so that they GET IT feels impossible.
And the folks you do get on sales calls, people you KNOW you could help get life-changing results? Most of them slip through your fingers, right?
THE WORST PART?
All those people who need you, the ones you've been called to help, don't get the help or transformation they desire.
So damn frustrating! And months go by as you start to doubt you'll ever make this work.
I lived this for 11 years. I don't want you to suffer like I did.
You: Ok, so maybe you’re not a bitch…
Me: Actually, bitch is accurate.
You (while spraying tea onto your laptop…which is sooo not my fault): LOL, ok, B*TCH. What makes you so special??
Me: Well, my admirable qualities are myriad and sundry 😉 but the highlights are:
💯 I can teach you how to make social media marketing WORK FOR REAL to bring you great clients, without hype, manipulation, or sleaze. I can show you innovative hacks to save you time and keep you from being chained to social media all day.
💯 I can teach you how to sell in a way that will enroll clients, without you having to sacrifice an ounce of integrity.
💯 I do not box you into a one-size-fits-all system. I believe in guiding you and coaching you to find the perfect solutions to get your biz THRIVING while adhering to your own ethical code and fitting into your lifestyle.
💯 I can teach you how to give a blow job that will make grown men weep and become putty in your hands.
You: “Wait, what??! You’re weird…I'm into it!
But I’ve heard all these promises from biz coaches with more experience and bigger followings than you.
Why should I trust you over them? How is it that you can deliver on this stuff when all the other programs can’t?”
Me: I LOVE THAT YOU’RE SAVVY AND NOT AFRAID TO ASK THESE QUESTIONS! (But I really thought the bj thing would seal this deal 🤣🤣🤣🤣)
Here ya go:
✅ I’ve done 5 (maybe 6??) big guru biz programs + 4 private coaches. I know what’s out there, I know what’s good about it, and I know all the ways it can be improved…and I have improved it.
✅ My clients frequently report that they get more progress with me in just a few sessions than they have with other 1:1 coaches in MONTHS.
✅ My clients frequently are blown away at how I’m able to breakdown complicated concepts and make them not only understandable but USABLE.
✅ After working with high-ticket clients for a full year + analyzing what was working/not working in my own biz, I’ve come to some startling realizations about why most coaches, healers, and online service providers never break through:
Biz coaching—the way it’s currently done – in spite of all the
glorious overnight success testimonials — is NOT effective for
And I’ve set a my already high standards for myself and my delivery EVEN HIGHER.
💥💥💥 My New Standard for Coaching:
✏️ I don’t just talk about it. I roll up my sleeves and help you apply what you’re learning— that’s right, I DO IT WITH YOU — until you are confident and competent enough to knock it out of the park on your own.
✏️ I will help you get clear on foundational things like your target market and show you exactly how to read their minds to create content that will get the RIGHT PEOPLES’ ATTENTION and create programs that they will WANT to buy. (This shit isn’t as hard as other people make it.)
✏️ If I’m not 100% convinced we are a good fit— meaning that I don’t believe with my ❤️ and soul that you WILL get results while working with me, I WILL NOT SELL TO YOU.
I’m a BONAFIDE GENIUS at:
Helping you to know what to post and turning you into a high-quality content producing machine. My tips & hacks will 🤯🤯🤯🤯 and make a you a social media superstar with waaay less effort than you thought was necessary.
Helping you to understand the value and ROI of your program like DAMN & WOW. Seriously, I’ll help you see your badasness in a whole new light that will make it…
Easier for you to convey the value to others in a way that will make them wanna buy NOW
SOOOO easy for you to confidently charge what your services are worth
💥💥💥I’m one of the FEW who can do this for non-biz coaches. If you’re a health coach, spiritual coach, or healer, etc who has struggled with this, I GOT YOU. Yep, I’m that good. 💥💥💥
Here’s the program:
Weekly Implementation/Coaching Calls to help you master your new skills from the start and empower you to be able to eventually smash it on your own!
Video trainings so that our call time is spent IMPLEMENTING.
Templates for the 5 types of posts that will make you a master marketer + Custom Sales Scripts
Access to me between sessions to keep you making steady progress!
+ Lead Generation
+ Ethical Sales
+ your willingness to show up for yourself and your dream,
week after week— NO MATTER WHAT — until you see results
You working with paying clients
(or more + higher paying clients) in less than 6 months.
YOU: But I need clients YESTERDAY and I see programs all the time that say they can get me to $10 months in 90 days.
DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE.
I spent 11 years and over $20k chasing the “quick money” . You’ve probably already invested in other programs that promised BIG BIG results over night…you know it doesn’t work.
I CAN help you. But I won’t lie or create false expectations to lure you in…then tell you didn’t get overnight results cuz you didn’t believe in yourself enough.
What I WILL do:
Help you create an unshakeable biz foundation of knowledge and skills that will allow you to:
🤩 Have the biz that makes your heart pound with excitement and gratitude every morning.
🤩 Have the heart-swelling satisfaction of hearing all about your clients’ amazing breakthroughs and knowing you’re making a big difference in their lives.
🤩 Create a life where money ain’t a thang so you can swing on planes or single-handedly save your community or the Javan rhinoceros. Or all of the above.
Above all, I will be honest with you that this takes time and effort. It will be frustrating at times. BUT IT’S WORTH IT. And with me in your corner, I promise YOU WILL MAKE IT!
You: Ok, you’ve given me a lot to mull over.
I like informed and careful buyers. I want you to be 100% sure.
This IS for you if:
❗️ You’re a coach, healer, or online service provider
❗️ You put service before profits while still knowing you can get rich AF
❗️ You are at least 90% certain of what you do and who you help
❗️ You are willing to learn how to show up like GANGBUSTERS on social media, in LESS than an hour per day, and you’re willing to implement it 5 days per week (I will show you how to make this so stoooopid easy, don’t worry.)
WHY YOU SHOULD DO THIS NOW
This incredible offer is:
⭕️ Only available for 4 more people.
⭕️ Will double in price Jan 1st.
⭕️ You can walk away if it’s not working for you. My contract has an escape clause cuz I don’t want your money if you ain’t happy.
Six Month Biz Breakthrough Program
Group Program (MAX 5 students)............$6k*
Private Coaching........................ $11k*
*Discounts for full pays or very reasonable payment plans available. Let's talk about what can work for you!
READY TO JUMP IN? GREAT! Here's the link to schedule a consult:
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** I'm NOT against any of these things. The joke here is that trying to apply all the different WOO strategies at once is just as crazy as trying to do every marketing strategy at once— it just creates overwhelm and confusion!
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